Preface

This is the first of four projects that I had written and produced together with my friend Lucas during our time at university. It was a birthday present to one of our good friends, who I won't name here since he does not have a personal web presence as far as I am aware.

I'll go over the script scene by scene and try to bundle them into chapters where it makes sense. We relied on a lot of visual gags for this. I'll do my best to keep them somehow intact.

I'll try to polish the chapters before posting them, but I will treat them as living documents, where I might change a sentence structure later, but no major revisions.

I am adapting the story, I will mostly follow the scripts, but especially for this one, there is a lot of work to do to make it coherent for reading. So I would call it more of an adaptation.

There is also one or the other joke that I am not comfortable with anymore, so I'll try to replace those. Since I am translating this from German, some language-specific jokes would also need to be adapted.

Lastly, I want to thank all my friends who helped make this project happen. You were and are a family to me, and the years we spent together were some of the best I had ever had.

❤️ LK - OK - FM - NG - PS - FN - GW - BB - SR - LF - YO - DC - GH ❤️

Let me send you off with a final warning, which is adapted from the first image shown in the actual movie:

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED IN THIS NOVEL ADAPTATION, EVEN THE ONES REFERENCING REAL HUMAN PEOPLE (ALIENS EXCLUDED), ARE COMPLETELY IMAGINED. THIS NOVEL CONTAINS BAD JOKES, CRUDE HUMOUR, WILL NOT RESPECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE AND SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE OF SANE MIND. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.